September 2012
When I try to look HOT →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Expectations :
REALITY :
(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)
It’s really sad how true this is.
August 2012
I once dated a writer,
janefuckinglane:
symmetrism:
and writers are forgetful. But they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them, like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you...
darlingkanaya:
darlingkanaya:
if people don’t know about their state’s regulations or anything about voting in general I WILL FIND OUT FOR YOU
I will look it up, I will call, I will do whatever I don’t care but please be ready to vote ok
reminder, I will still help out any way that I can
I’ll look up stuff on absentee ballots too
seriously, i’m going to throw a voter registration...
has anyone else noticed Nicki Minaj looks just... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
lulz-time:
has anyone else noticed Nicki Minaj looks just like Rita Repulsa from power rangers
i am so okay with this
no one: wow let me buy this theme for only $49
katsplanet:
palmate:
a-mock-turtle:
Do you guys know what this means
You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now
You could be pregnant right now and not even know it
I’m pregnant
you’re pregnant
WE’RE ALL PREGNANT
YOU GET A FETUS
AND YOU GET A FETUS
AND YOU GET A FETUS
EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR
IT’S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST
EVERYONE GETS A FETUS
darlingkanaya:
half of me wants to laugh like HA you all have school and I don’t and the other half IS SO SAD SCHOOL HASN’T STARTED YET
hussieslips:
do you ever just sob because pokemon arent real
kodiakbeetree:
When I’m stressed, I eat.
When I’m bored, I eat.
When I’m tired, I eat.
When I’m excited, I eat.
When I haven’t eaten for ten minutes, I eat.
WHY AM I NOT LARGE?
ayyogirl, let me get at dat high metabolism
