Gingivere Vs. EVERYONE: Archive

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"how do i get over someone? they're in england,...

autostraddle: JUMP INTO THE OCEAN SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN AND SWIM OVER A RAINBOW INTO YOUR LIFE IT IS SO LONG LIKE A VERY LONG CANAL FILLED WITH GIRLS! EAT LIFE BY THE HANDLEBARS Ask Riese a brand new thing This is why Autostraddle is the best thing on the internet. Also: I kind of totally wanna go get “EAT LIFE BY THE HANDLEBARS” tattooed somewhere on my person.

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“I am eternally, devastatingly romantic, and I thought people would see it...”

– Catherine Breillat (via mermaidveins)

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“Start telling the stories that only you can tell, because there’ll always be...”

– - A bit of writing advice from Neil Gaiman. (via faramirs) (via saveatardis) (via brsis)

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Women who love women who love Star Wars turn me...

…just….take…me…now.

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Curses, Foiled Again

gay man: hello is this gay base? this gaygent 007 i've done it! i've successfully infiltrated the united states army!
gay base: great work 007, proceed with operation ruin america
gay man: 10-4, gay base
 the gay man has sex with all the real soldiers and they turn gay
 without a real army, america is no match for her enemies
iraqi leader: welcome to america 2.0, or should i say... new iraq!
 statue of liberty hangs herself

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