"how do i get over someone? they're in england,...
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I am eternally, devastatingly romantic, and I thought people would see it...– Catherine Breillat (via mermaidveins)
Start telling the stories that only you can tell, because there’ll always be...– - A bit of writing advice from Neil Gaiman. (via faramirs) (via saveatardis) (via brsis)
Women who love women who love Star Wars turn me...
Curses, Foiled Again
gay man: hello is this gay base? this gaygent 007 i've done it! i've successfully infiltrated the united states army!
gay base: great work 007, proceed with operation ruin america
gay man: 10-4, gay base
the gay man has sex with all the real soldiers and they turn gay
without a real army, america is no match for her enemies
iraqi leader: welcome to america 2.0, or should i say... new iraq!
statue of liberty hangs herself
For Christmas, I am giving everyone air from my...