Goddammit, Brody Dalle. Why must you be so attractive?!
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A Bravo Special Report: When Heteros Attack
fmylife: Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I’m a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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fmylife: Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say “fuck me” in Spanish. She claimed it was “pollo frito”. I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming “fried chicken.” FML
fmylife: Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML
fmylife: Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, “Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?” Her mother then replied, “Because her parents don’t love her.” FML.
You’re right, Regina Spektor- there IS nothing like emptying a cartridge at the sun!
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Wow. I neglect the hell out of my twitter.
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